Thursday, June 30, 2005

Being Tom Cruise

Fuz and I went to see War of the Worlds last night. The inescapable conclusion was that the only sure way to survive a major disaster is to be Tom Cruise, or a member of his immediate family. Merely being near Tom Cruise is not enough, indeed, people in close proximity to him get vaporized at an alarming rate. Nor is having a name enough; several people are introduced with names only to die seconds later. No, the only real protection is to be Tom Cruise. Or descended from or previously married to Tom Cruise.
Excuse me. The aliens might be coming at any moment. I have to go seduce Tom Cruise. I'm in the right age category, right?

2 Comments:

At 7/07/2005 7:17 PM, Blogger kara said...

you are, in fact, in the right age group. you are, however, not nearly vapid enough.
katie holmes, indeed.
doesn't she know he's gay?

 
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